Winter Humor Pt. 2

We hope you are still sharing a hearty laugh with your friends and family from the last rendition of Winter Humor.

Are you ready for more? Let’s Go!

Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
A: A blue berry.

Q: What do you call an indecisive bee?
A: A may-bee.

Q: How does the moon cut its hair?
A: It eclipse it.

Q: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.

Some Humor for Your Winter Blues

Cheer up friends!

As we progress into the new year, the cold weather may have you feeling blue but here are some hearty lines to put a smile on your face. Laughter is good for the soul and will suffice until we can behold the warm and sunny days of spring. In the meantime, we shall spend our time planning and scheming for another growing season. So many new plants to discover, and so little time. Make the most of your winter and plan, plan, plan.

We look forward to seeing you all in spring!

Q: What is the scariest plant in the whole forest?
A: A bam-BOO.

Q: What did the limestone say to the geologist?
A: Don’t take me for granite.

Q:Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
A: He was a fungi.

Q: What do you call an old snowman?
A: A glass of water.